The candidates used to make me titter. But this bunch today just makes me bitter. They don't respect science, Or legal compliance. Thus, I write on the walls of this shitter.

Monday, October 3, 2016

Then there's Pennsylvania's Senator Toomey,
Whose stand on women's health is down right loony.
We are turning him out,
Like that Santorum lout.
It's early retirement! Why so gloomy?

Saturday, October 1, 2016

There's this Senator Pat Toomey from 'Pea Ay'.
With whom the right-wing holds a powerful sway.
His views on abortion
Are out of proportion.
So, on November eighth, he's going away.

Monday, May 2, 2016

Cruz needed a Veep with a fanny
To counter that liberal granny.
However, in this race,
To appeal to the base,
You must be sure she's not a tranny!
      So Carly is the Cruz campaign pick.
      Guess there was a mandate for a chick.
      But what makes my head swirl,
      Is that, though she's a girl,
      She's still an insufferable prick.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Apparently Jeb has a 'thing' about Asians
Thus provoking wailing and lamentations.
But he loves all things Hispanic,
Which causes the 'base' to panic.
Better stick to what he knows—Caucasians!

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Then there are the two brothers name of Koch
Getting rich issuing cancerous smoke.
Sons of John Birch:
The poor, they besmirch
And the ninety-nine per cent, they provoke.

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Candidates want a wall of bricks and boards
To keep out the rapists and the drug lords.
But Jeb sounds the alarm
Of a far greater harm:
The potential danger of Mongol Hordes!