There's this Senator Pat Toomey from 'Pea Ay'.

With whom the right-wing holds a powerful sway.

His views on abortion

Are out of proportion.

So, on November eighth, he's going away.

Cruz needed a Veep with a fanny

To counter that liberal granny.

However, in this race,

To appeal to the base,

You must be sure she's not a tranny!

      So Carly is the Cruz campaign pick.

      Guess there was a mandate for a chick.

      But what makes my head swirl,

      Is that, though she's a girl,

      She's still an insufferable prick.

Apparently Jeb has a 'thing' about Asians

Thus provoking wailing and lamentations.

But he loves all things Hispanic,

Which causes the 'base' to panic.

Better stick to what he knows—Caucasians!

Then there are the two brothers name of Koch

Getting rich issuing cancerous smoke.

Sons of John Birch:

The poor, they besmirch

And the ninety-nine per cent, they provoke.

Candidates want a wall of bricks and boards

To keep out the rapists and the drug lords.

But Jeb sounds the alarm

Of a far greater harm:

The potential danger of Mongol Hordes! 

FOX News' Mr. Ailes, we have you to thank

For putting together tomorrow's 'think tank'.

Now how shall I prepare

For the truths I will hear?

I know; I believe I'll have another wank!