Apparently Jeb has a 'thing' about Asians

Thus provoking wailing and lamentations.

But he loves all things Hispanic,

Which causes the 'base' to panic.

Better stick to what he knows—Caucasians!

Then there are the two brothers name of Koch

Getting rich issuing cancerous smoke.

Sons of John Birch:

The poor, they besmirch

And the ninety-nine per cent, they provoke.

Candidates want a wall of bricks and boards

To keep out the rapists and the drug lords.

But Jeb sounds the alarm

Of a far greater harm:

The potential danger of Mongol Hordes! 

FOX News' Mr. Ailes, we have you to thank

For putting together tomorrow's 'think tank'.

Now how shall I prepare

For the truths I will hear?

I know; I believe I'll have another wank!

The Republican candidate clown car:

The most over crowded ever--by far

Is it sardonic

Or just ironic,

To note that the occupants are sub-par?

There are enough candidates to form a herd.

Right-wing thinking required, not just preferred.

I cannot wait

for the debate,

To find out who will emerge 'number one' turd.

As the candidates continue to enlist,

The roster looks more and more like the 'D-List'.

If you thought Trump was bad,

The latest's really sad.

It's Bobby Jindal, the noted exorcist*! 

*link