Apparently Jeb has a 'thing' about Asians

Thus provoking wailing and lamentations.

But he loves all things Hispanic,

Which causes the 'base' to panic.

Better stick to what he knows—Caucasians!

Then there are the two brothers name of Koch

Getting rich issuing cancerous smoke.

Sons of John Birch:

The poor, they besmirch

And the ninety-nine per cent, they provoke.

Candidates want a wall of bricks and boards

To keep out the rapists and the drug lords.

But Jeb sounds the alarm

Of a far greater harm:

The potential danger of Mongol Hordes! 

FOX News' Mr. Ailes, we have you to thank

For putting together tomorrow's 'think tank'.

Now how shall I prepare

For the truths I will hear?

I know; I believe I'll have another wank!

The Republican candidate clown car:

The most over crowded ever--by far

Is it sardonic

Or just ironic,

To note that the occupants are sub-par?

There are enough candidates to form a herd.

Right-wing thinking required, not just preferred.

I cannot wait

for the debate,

To find out who will emerge 'number one' turd.

As the candidates continue to enlist,

The roster looks more and more like the 'D-List'.

If you thought Trump was bad,

The latest's really sad.

It's Bobby Jindal, the noted exorcist*! 

*link

Remember: great wealth does not equal class.

The richest can be especially crass.

A prime example,

That human pimple

Donald Trump—truly a consummate ass.

Santorum of Pennsylvania

Driven by some egomania

Seeks higher goals

Despite lousy polls.

Let's hope he's circling the drainia.

At science, Santorum is simply a boob.

He panders in person, and on the tube.

But, on contraception

He got poor reception

And his name will forever be covered with lube.

It looks like Carly has entered the race.

With Marco, Rand, and Ted setting the pace.

Republicans bent

On that great big tent.

So there's always room for a razor face.

Say, what is the latest news on Donald Trump?

Into the White House primary race, will he jump?

Just thinking of that man,

While sitting  on this can,

Sure eases the effort of dropping a dump!

'President Perry': hasn't a noble ring.

What to the table could he possibly bring?

All hair and bluster

And easy to fluster.

"Please do tell me Rick, just what was that third thing?"

Being obsessed with the perfect selfie

Using tax money to appear wealthy

It should seem clear,

For a career,

Such behaviour can never be healthy.

Who is behind this new nefarious push

To saddle the country with another Bush?

And if Jeb runs

Spread wide your buns

Because it's a boot up America's tush.

Oh my god, here comes tired old Rick.

Does he really think he'll be the pick?

Nasty and rude;

All froth and lube.

Santorum: still a self-righteous prick.

Into world view comes Tom Cotton:

Another right-wing loose cannon.

Just what we need,

More crazy screed.

Hence, he's portrayed as a tampon.

I feel sorry for poor Aaron Schock

The legal bills will put him in hock.

Although it is serious,

He must be delirious

Since he's now free to chase after cock.

To date, cheating tax payers was a hobby:

Including imitating Downton Abbey.

Now he's set free

To go on a spree

And screw the country as part of a Lobby.

The Illinois Congressman Aaron Schock,

Such a pretty-boy: so easy to mock.

Therefore, I would like to posit

Some skeleton in his closet.

Which may turn the key of a jail cell lock.

Do 'selfies' indicate narcissism,

Or perhaps a form of fetishism?

Oh Aaron Schock,

You, whom I mock.

One thing's clear—it's exhibitionism!

New Arkansas Senator, Tom Cotton,

His behavior, so far, has been rotten.

The letter he sent

Sets precedent:

His treason will not soon be forgotten.

Poor Aaron Schock, the pretty boy Congressman

Likes showing off his physique on Instagram.

Now questions are rife

About his high life.

Will the misuse of funds send him to the Can?

Then there is the odd case of Bobby Jindal

Whose dying  flame he's  hoping to rekindle.

Perhaps as an exorcist*

or a volcanologist**.

Meanwhile  his fortunes  continue to  dwindle.

*The New York Times

**Scientific American

Then there are the two brothers name of Koch

Getting rich issuing cancerous smoke.

Sons of John Birch:

The poor, they besmirch

And the ninety-nine per cent, they provoke.

Bill O'Reilly caught lying? Isn't that rich.
For this, will his 'career' end   up in a ditch?
I don't know when
But until then
Someone put a muzzle on that   rabid bitch.

The Kentucky Senator Rand Paul

Sporting a rug that makes your skin crawl.

Libertarian?

Or just loony bin?

To bad Ron didn't practice withdraw'l.

  The candidates used to make me  titter.

But this bunch today just  makes me bitter

The don't respect science,

Or legal compliance.

Thus, I write on the walls of this shitter.

The Republican field- commodious. 
The sound of their debates- melodious. 
Do not be lulled into sleep, 
or you'll awaken and weep. 
Their message is still awfully odious.