Then there are the two brothers name of Koch

Getting rich issuing cancerous smoke.

Sons of John Birch:

The poor, they besmirch

And the ninety-nine per cent, they provoke.

Candidates want a wall of bricks and boards

To keep out the rapists and the drug lords.

But Jeb sounds the alarm

Of a far greater harm:

The potential danger of Mongol Hordes! 

FOX News' Mr. Ailes, we have you to thank

For putting together tomorrow's 'think tank'.

Now how shall I prepare

For the truths I will hear?

I know; I believe I'll have another wank!