The candidates used to make me titter. But this bunch today just makes me bitter. They don't respect science, Or legal compliance. Thus, I write on the walls of this shitter.

Monday, October 3, 2016

Then there's Pennsylvania's Senator Toomey,
Whose stand on women's health is down right loony.
We are turning him out,
Like that Santorum lout.
It's early retirement! Why so gloomy?

Saturday, October 1, 2016

There's this Senator Pat Toomey from 'Pea Ay'.
With whom the right-wing holds a powerful sway.
His views on abortion
Are out of proportion.
So, on November eighth, he's going away.