Then there's Pennsylvania's Senator Toomey,

Whose stand on women's health is down right loony.

We are turning him out,

Like that Santorum lout.

It's early retirement! Why so gloomy?

There's this Senator Pat Toomey from 'Pea Ay'.

With whom the right-wing holds a powerful sway.

His views on abortion

Are out of proportion.

So, on November eighth, he's going away.

Cruz needed a Veep with a fanny

To counter that liberal granny.

However, in this race,

To appeal to the base,

You must be sure she's not a tranny!

      So Carly is the Cruz campaign pick.

      Guess there was a mandate for a chick.

      But what makes my head swirl,

      Is that, though she's a girl,

      She's still an insufferable prick.