Say, what is the latest news on Donald Trump?

Into the White House primary race, will he jump?

Just thinking of that man,

While sitting  on this can,

Sure eases the effort of dropping a dump!

'President Perry': hasn't a noble ring.

What to the table could he possibly bring?

All hair and bluster

And easy to fluster.

"Please do tell me Rick, just what was that third thing?"

Being obsessed with the perfect selfie

Using tax money to appear wealthy

It should seem clear,

For a career,

Such behaviour can never be healthy.

Who is behind this new nefarious push

To saddle the country with another Bush?

And if Jeb runs

Spread wide your buns

Because it's a boot up America's tush.

Oh my god, here comes tired old Rick.

Does he really think he'll be the pick?

Nasty and rude;

All froth and lube.

Santorum: still a self-righteous prick.

Into world view comes Tom Cotton:

Another right-wing loose cannon.

Just what we need,

More crazy screed.

Hence, he's portrayed as a tampon.