Cruz needed a Veep with a fanny

To counter that liberal granny.

However, in this race,

To appeal to the base,

You must be sure she's not a tranny!

      So Carly is the Cruz campaign pick.

      Guess there was a mandate for a chick.

      But what makes my head swirl,

      Is that, though she's a girl,

      She's still an insufferable prick.