I feel sorry for poor Aaron Schock

The legal bills will put him in hock.

Although it is serious,

He must be delirious

Since he's now free to chase after cock.

To date, cheating tax payers was a hobby:

Including imitating Downton Abbey.

Now he's set free

To go on a spree

And screw the country as part of a Lobby.

The Illinois Congressman Aaron Schock,

Such a pretty-boy: so easy to mock.

Therefore, I would like to posit

Some skeleton in his closet.

Which may turn the key of a jail cell lock.

Do 'selfies' indicate narcissism,

Or perhaps a form of fetishism?

Oh Aaron Schock,

You, whom I mock.

One thing's clear—it's exhibitionism!

New Arkansas Senator, Tom Cotton,

His behavior, so far, has been rotten.

The letter he sent

Sets precedent:

His treason will not soon be forgotten.

Poor Aaron Schock, the pretty boy Congressman

Likes showing off his physique on Instagram.

Now questions are rife

About his high life.

Will the misuse of funds send him to the Can?

Then there is the odd case of Bobby Jindal

Whose dying  flame he's  hoping to rekindle.

Perhaps as an exorcist*

or a volcanologist**.

Meanwhile  his fortunes  continue to  dwindle.

*The New York Times

**Scientific American