The Republican candidate clown car:

The most over crowded ever--by far

Is it sardonic

Or just ironic,

To note that the occupants are sub-par?

There are enough candidates to form a herd.

Right-wing thinking required, not just preferred.

I cannot wait

for the debate,

To find out who will emerge 'number one' turd.

As the candidates continue to enlist,

The roster looks more and more like the 'D-List'.

If you thought Trump was bad,

The latest's really sad.

It's Bobby Jindal, the noted exorcist*! 

*link

Remember: great wealth does not equal class.

The richest can be especially crass.

A prime example,

That human pimple

Donald Trump—truly a consummate ass.

Santorum of Pennsylvania

Driven by some egomania

Seeks higher goals

Despite lousy polls.

Let's hope he's circling the drainia.

At science, Santorum is simply a boob.

He panders in person, and on the tube.

But, on contraception

He got poor reception

And his name will forever be covered with lube.